JACOB'S FIRST JOB

John: I make the money I make the rules.

Jake: I make the money.

John: You make the money? Do you have a job?

Jake: yes I do.

John: What do you do?

Jake: I hit the baseball, kick the soccer ball, and throw the football. Those are 3 parts.

John: How much does that pay?

Jake: Sixty-nine

John: A week?

Jake: yes sir.